The Authentic …

Moggy’s a dinkum, fine upstanding cat;
Purloins my steak fast [the drop of a hat].
Cats howling at night, a feline chin-wag —
My cat [my moggy] pursue the ball, “TAG!”
To be a dinkum goes against the grain;
Being an “original” can be a strain.
Dinkum Moggy studies the night’s shadow.
Purloining the nuance made her mellow.
This cat, a rare dinkum, slept in my lap,
While running through the woods, Moggy’s dream map.

BRITISH CROWS GO BRAAWK!

When a Crow speaks, it’s a definite page;
Calling all sensitives – time to engage!
The Crow [plisky] untied his shoelaces.
Is this because he doesn’t know faces?
When a Hawk’s near, the Crows KERFUFFLE!
“Get Away,” they scream feathers a-ruffle.
Long lush green grass, dark feathers akimbo;
Two lustrous Crows dance a jammy limbo.
Big Crow lands on my porch rail, silently
And stares at me — quietly — intently.

TWIT WIT (chakra chant)

RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE PURPLE WHITE
Soar Soul Sprite!
WHITE PURPLE BLUE GREEN YELLOW ORANGE RED
Complete Chakra Cleanse
RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE PURPLE WHITE
WHITE PURPLE BLUE GREEN YELLOW ORANGE RED
Twirly Whirly Swirly
Teeter-Totter Tee-Hee

The John

I frequented the Water Closet [WC].

The Loo made me giddy.

Squatting in the Out House
I got splinters in my butt.

Never went into the Little Boy’s Room,
although it would have been a giggle to do so.

Toilets are a necessity in a civilized life.

Never occurred to me, though,
that the Porcelain Throne would become my God.

Growing old is a bitch.

Just For Fun…

Clouds, thunder, sunlight, “whipped up” at a desk,
Illogical, but it’s true — Kafkaesque!

Screaming mad Mockingbirds, a ripsnorter,
When they chase a crow from a tree, SKELTER!

The purring Putty Tat’s seeking a boon,
“Please let me eat the Tweety-Bird real soon!”

(Sylvester [putty tat] and Tweety are Looney Tunes character.)